Weekly Women Wednesday: Morena Baccarin

Yes sir, I am back with a vengeance. I hope you've seen Morena Baccarin at least once in your life, whether it be on the cult series Firefly, the really sexy head alien on the show V, as well as other various sci-fi related projects she's been in.

I'm not really a fan of short hair (or blonde short hair for that matter), but I will definitely give her a pass. I mean, you see what I see right? She's from Brazil(!), which already puts her above American actresses to begin with. If you know anything about Brazilian genes/jeans, then you know it's all money. And a half Italian one? Sign me up, Cliff. More (creepy?) pictures below.

P.S. Just FYI, you can click the pictures to make them bigger. You'll thank me later.

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Weekly Women Wednesday: Rashida Jones

If you don't know who this is, you're not doing your homework. She's the daughter of Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton, and her sister was 2Pac's fiancée before he died. She's been in I Love You, Man, The Office, and Parks and Recreation. Fun fact: LL Cool J helped her move into her dorm room at Harvard. I think I've said enough.

Did I mention I love freckles?

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Weekly Women Wednesday - Nadine Velazquez

Every post I do on Wednesdays makes me feel creepier, but I do this for y'all. Anyways, Nadine Velazquez is most famous for her role in My Name Is Earl and more recently on the FX show The League (which is hilarious, instant Netflix ftw). 

She's from the windy city and is of Puerto-Rican descent. More pictures below?

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Weekly Women Wednesday - Mary Elizabeth Winstead

In an unanimous vote, you guys voted to keep Weekly Women Wednesdays...so here I am. Mary Elizabeth Winstead who started out doing that cheesy asss Passions show, but has been in such movie roles as the hot cheerleader in Grind House, John McClain's hot daughter in Live Free or Die Hard, and the hot girl in Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (you see a trend here?). Look for her in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter next year.

If that doesn't convince you to click "after the jump", then how about this--she's from North Carolina. I don't actually know what that's supposed to mean, but I rest my case. And yes, I do have a thing for white women. Glad you noticed.


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Weekly Women Wednesday - Lyndsy Fonseca

Oh shit, third post of the day! This post deals with my crush of the week: Lyndsy Fonseca. Not only does she spell her name rather sexy, she also looks the part. You might've seen her in Hot Tub Machine, Kick Ass, or the actually decent show Nikita. I first noticed her in "that scene" from Kick-ass, where I nearly fainted as I watched in awe/horror as I was surrounded by family. She's also half Portuguese and has blue eyes. 

I rest my case. More pictures after the jump.

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Weekly Women Wednesday - Amber Heard

Going to keep this short and sweet, a la my first two marriages. Amber Heard is an actress which I'm sure you've seen by now -- whether it was Seth Rogen's girlfriend in Pineapple Express, Nick Cage's daughter in Drive Angry 3D, or the hot girl from Never Back Down (well, the hot girl in everything she's in). 

She also had a sex scene in a movie, but I'm not going to tell you which one just because (it definitely wasn't a movie called Informers). She's pretty. 25. Is in a lot of movies. Looks like this. Is in a lesbian relationship? Check please.

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Weekly Women Wednesday - Stacey Dash

Yeah, so I'm pretty sure Stacey Dash was created in a lab somewhere. It makes no sense. I remember her on Fresh Prince and as the fine girl from Clueless (c'mon son, I know you watched that too), even though she was 28 at the time. Like a fine wine, she's aged with time. She posed for Playboy, so do with that information what you will. By the way, she was FOURTY YEARS OLD. Hip-hop connection? Her cousin is Damon Dash. I'm sure he's gotten a lot of shit about her haha. She was in a few videos as well, including Kanye's "All Falls Down".

She could just be CGI...since I've never seen her in person. She's Benjamin Button-ing everyone. And that's my conspiracy theory for the day.


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Weekly Women Wednesday - Zooey Deschanel

So I decided to class the place up a bit. Nothing classes up a joint like adding Zooey Deschanel to the mix. She's made a career out of being adorable (see: Elf, Yes Man, and (500 Days of Summer)) note: suck up your pride and watch (500) Days of Summer, hella good.

Anyways, she's married to Ben Gibbard, who is the frontman for Death Cab For a Cutie(!) and Postal Service(!). She's also the vocalist for She & Him, which is an awesome folky band.

She feels like she belongs more in the 50's, doesn't she? She resembles Katy Perry pretty closely, but she's a lot prettier, more talented, and yeah. Click below for cuteness overload.

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Weekly Women Wednesday: Alison Brie

Isn't she adorable?

Well, in light of the poll y'all participated in as of late, I guess this whole Wednesday post is still gonnna happen. Anyway, continuing with our Community streak (which is a TV show you should be watching btw), is Alison Brie. She's hilarious, adorable, and sneakily hot. She's Jewish, is going to be in Scream 4, and yeah. Do I need to say anything more?


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Weekly Women Wednesday - Emmanuelle Chriqui

This week's Wednesday post is on Emmanuelle Chriqui (note: you pronounce her last name as "shriek-y". so yeah, you can infer from there..). Famous for her character on Entourage, she's also been on a lot of bad movies that I've watched purely for her. She was in Snow Day back in the 90's, but I can't say anything about that because she was like 14. But currently, she's the picture of perfection. I have a theory that God put her together himself, but he won't reply to my emails. But anyways, you know the drill. After the jump check the pictures. And in case you didn't know, if you click the photos, you'll see the HQ version. Thank me later.

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Weekly Women Wednesday - Olivia Munn

Alright, well you guys asked for it, so here's my weekly post. Not gonna go too indepth, because y'know, I gotta scout for next week's post. But this week's woman is Olivia Munn, famous for her work on G4's Attack of the Show and a frequent occurrence in my dreams. She's also been on the NBC show Perfect Couples (which got canceled), Date Night, and Iron Man 2. 

Also not another coincidence, but yes, she's half Chinese and half German-Irish. I seriously think if I were to create a woman from scratch it would bear a striking resemblence to Ms. Munn. In an unrelated story, freckles on a woman are one of the best creations God has ever made, right next to the internet and green tea.  I'm sure most people know about her, but didn't know she's this hot. So yeah, glad to help you out. And if you're a girl on this blog, well...I'm sorry.

More pictures (and .gifs!) after the jump.

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Weekly Women Wednesday - Chrissy Teigen

Y'all thought I'd forget about this weekly update huh? I realize you're on the internet, and you can find an infinite amount of hot girls without my help. So I'm not gonna focus on T&A anymore (at least not exclusively) and focus more on the women as a person. That'll get me brownie points from my non-existent female followers, right? Haha.

But anyways, this week's installment (god, that sounds creepy) is a supermodel from Utah by the name of Chrissy Teigen. She's half Thai and half Norweigen, and as we all know, half Asian and half white proves again to be the best mix of races. Not tooting my own horn, but you know how that goes.

Along with being known as "John Legend's hot girlfriend", she's also notable for her tweets. Now I know what you're saying, twitter is stupid and she's probably dumb. Well, you would be wrong on both accounts, sir. I follow a lot of people on twitter I suppose, and she is by far the funniest and most sarcastic. Now, I don't know about you, but sarcasm is sexy in a lady. That may be the only sentence in this post that's not sarcastic, but I digress. Anyways, I don't know how how she gathered all these traits, but she definitely hit the jackpot.

Follow her @chrissyteigen and see you for yourself. Along with posting the usual pictures and linking you to her personal website, I'm gonna post some of her tweets that I found rather insightful. Weird post, huh?


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Weekly Women Wednesday - Paula Patton

Lucky bastard

I just "discovered" her as of late, and as I was discussing her hotness with friends, I just randomly came up with the idea to post her on this blog. You like the jingle I came up? It just came to me. I'm not quite sure if this will be a regular post on my blog, but you never know.

But anyways, Paula Patton has acted in several movies, including Mirrors, Déjà Vu, and Just Wright. She's married (of course) to Robin Thicke. Lucky man indeed. As you can tell, she's of mixed ethnicity, which just proves that people are better looking when they're of multiple ethnicities (talking about me here, btw). She's like a sexier version of Rashida Jones (another favorite) mixed in with a little Alicia Keys. Kudos to you if you've actually read what I typed here and didn't just click to see the photos... You are a far greater man than I am.

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